Good Morning dear want some pedigree for breakfast?

Selva: My wife is a bitch.
Ravi: Ya guess most of them are these days, just that u don’t know it when u r tying the knot!
Selva: But i knew what i was getting myself into man!
Ravi: U asked for it then!
“The 34-year-old farmer, identified as Selvakumar from Sivaganga district in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, fell on bad fortune 15 years ago after killing the dogs and hanging their carcasses from a tree. A few days later, his hearing and speech were impaired and he was unable to walk. Doctors were clueless, but an astrologer finally told him he was cursed by the spirits of the dogs he had killed. He could undo the curse only if he married a dog and live with it. After a long search for a 'suitable bride', Selvakumar managed to get a four-year-old mongrel bitch from a friend and had a fully-fledged Hindu wedding in front of villagers and elders on Sunday, eyewitnesses said.”
Well after marrying trees the latest fad to ward of curses seems to be to marry dogs! Just when I thought things cant get more bizarre..
Link attached with picture of the shy bride: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20071114/tod-india-society-animal-offbeat-451ab4f_1.html

I am back!

Ok I am not dead alright, lest you concluded that after my sudden disappearance from blogosphere. Its just that tragedy struck...my new attempt to lose weight ended up like my laptop (hanging up even before starting) and my boss decided that I’m too good for a promotion!Oh and please don’t bother with sympathetic enquires on the last one, thank you!

I dint want to blog my feelings for the fear that I might be the next target of the media after Geethanjali Nagpal. I can almost imagine a special report on the ‘Dark side of the Consulting Industry’ and the Barka Dutts of the world discussing the stress and difficulties women face in order to succeed at work(read ‘get promoted’).Sigh, enough of that for now..

So here I am back to blogging and have even started a new one on losing weight! Its called ‘Cut the fat’(link attached http://cut-the-fat.blogspot.com/ ) and wipe the smirk off your face will ya!